In
other you do the sacrificing news:
The Republicant Gov. of Texas won't play ball with
Obama-care as Zwicky explained recently, costing his state 10 gazillion dollars
that would help those without health insurance, a group of Texans greater than
the population of the state of Missouri.
A growing list of Republicant govs like Scott in Fla and Kasich in Ohio
– flat earthers who are at least teachable – have chosen to take the Feds money. But not Rick Perry, by golly, he equates it
to "Federalized bribery, and I don't cotton to it, no sir."
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Perry's cruel ignorance will contribute to almost
300,000 veterans nationally missing out on Medicaid coverage, too. It's fine for veterans and their families to
do all the heavy lifting but Republicant governors like Perry say "To bad
muchachos" when it comes to helping those who went in harm's way.
Perry just gave a speech to some family values group
down in Texas explaining in Perry-speak ALL ABOUT FAMILY VALUES, and how the
bible says that marriage is meant to be between one man and one woman. (Do family values include helping veterans
who need help? Zwicky wonders …. ?)
Of course Perry is completely wrong, the bible
doesn't say anything remotely close to marriage being between one man and one
woman or the Mormons wouldn't have a concubine to stand on. And is Perry implying
that there's something wrong with Rush Limbaugh's four (4) wives? Or Newt Gingrich? Isn't Newt (whatthehell knda name is Newt?)
on wifey numero tres?
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Don't Mess with Texas? How about they change the state motto to –
What a Mess is Texas.
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Everyone knows the Republicants are the FAMILY
VALUES PARTY, that's why Perry was speechifying about it, everyone knows this
except a lot of Republicant politicians.
Mark Sanford was the Republicant governor of South Carolina who disappeared
incognito-like in June 2009, reported by his office to be hiking the Appalachian
Trail. His hike was so vigorous it took
him all the way to Argentina where he shacked up with his mistress for a spell.
When Sanford had had his fill of Argentinian food
and Spanish language television he returned to SC where he rent his garments
and said he'd been unfaithful to his wife. His wife didn't cotton to this, no matter how
many garments were rent. She moved out
of the Governor's mansion and took the kids with her.
So much for
those family values.
Sanford was also the Chairman of the Republicants
Governors Conference because Republicants just can't have too much family
values, they're overflowing with it.
Sanford resigned his post while repenting in sack cloth and ashes.
Then, so's he could spend more time searching
his soul, he hiked on back to South America, staying at resorts in Argentina
with the object of his affection close at hand.
Mea culpa, mea
culpa, mea maxima culpa was heard coming repeatedly from the cabana nearest the pool.
Now – halleluiah -- Sanford's years of exile and
introspection are over. The Lord has
instructed him in the way he should go and the way he should go is back into
politics. Sanford is in a close run-off race
for a South Carolina house seat, with the prospect of running against Stephen Colbert's
sister. Good luck Mark, may the Lord be
with you.
Republicants ... the party of family values … emphasis on party.
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In
other gun news:
Like
New York and Colorado, Delaware is moving ahead with new serious gun control
laws. If the cowards in Washington won't
do the job the states will.
A
maniac in upstate New York killed four and injured two patrons of a
barbershop. Add barbershops to churches,
schools, colleges, malls, theatres and post offices where you are not safe from
gun violence.
Guns don't kill people, people with bad haircuts kill people.
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TEA BAGGING TEXAS SEN TED CRUZ CAN RELATE
Reeck Pyorrhea, the gubernor of Texass was recently seen looking under rocks for something. When asked about this he claimed he had misplaced his mind, but as we all know it was never misplaced, he really just lost it.
ReplyDeleteNewt has a new job and a new house. He has moved under a bridge in Central Park in New York City. During the day he scrubs the pigeon doody off the statues in the park and scares small children playing nearby the bridge where he resides. Trolls need to have a life too. Also it was revealed today that Mark WanderingWilly Sanford has taken up fashion. He wears confederate flag boxers under his clothes. He says it gives him confidence......in what we don't really know. Lastly, what kind of animal is it that lives on Sean Hannnnity's head? Whatever it is he sure has trained it well. Just remember, that isn't sweat that runs down his face when he gets hot.