In
other CRAZY news:
When the police searched the home of the maniac who
murdered more than 20 small children and their teachers at Sandy Hook Elementary
School they reportedly found NRA certificates in the maniac's and the maniac's
mother's names. They also found an NRA
handbook on pistol use.
This caused the NRA administrators (gun and ammo
lobbyists) to immediately institute operation Charlie Rabid Action Zero Yankee, or -- CRAZY, as it's known in the NRA manifesto. The NRA employs CRAZY whenever "bad news" of Another American Mass Murder
occurs.
"The NRA
denies the maniac who killed five and six year old children was ever an NRA
member even though a certificate in his name on an NRA official membership form
has been found. What's important is not some piece of paper that may or may not
even exist but that the maniac obviously watched too many violent video games,
violent video games like the ones our violent video game partners create." NRA mouthpiece Wayne – Call Me Crazy –
LaPierre said.
If the maniac wasn't an NRA member then why were NRA
certificates found in his possessions?
It's a mystery for the ages, because everyone knows the NRA would never
lie about something like that. Would
they?
Police also found more than 1600 ammo rounds during
their search. The NRA has fought any
efforts to keep records on how many guns or how much ammunition an individual
buys.
In the five minutes that the maniac was firing on
five and six year old children he discharged 154 rounds. Even after killing himself he still had 100
rounds left.
Limit clip size?
Don't be ridiculous. If maniacs
have limited amounts of ammo for killing little children it will step on their
Second Amendment rights.
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Republicants
are divided about what to do on immigration reform, some want it, some
don't. But there's one thing ALL
Republicants agree on and that it's smart politics to make nice with Hispanics
since they're a potent voting constituency.
That gentler, kinder Republicant Hispanic strategy was on full display
yesterday when a Republicant Congressman called immigrant workers 'wetbacks.' Wetbacks, if you don't know, is a term of
endearment that Hispanics always like to hear.
Two thumbs up to Congressman Don Young on his Hispanic outreach.
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Another Republicant – Dale Peterson – who likes to
use his guns in his political ads because "We Republicants is tough on
crime" was arrested AGAIN for shoplifting.
He's been arrested before for stealing beer and cans
of cashews. This latest run in with the
law happened after Peterson was spotted by security guards at a Sam's Club
eating a can of cashews and then putting the can back on the shelf.
Zwicky
doesn’t
see what the big deal is. Can't a
Republicant who uses his guns in political ads so he appears tough on crime
steal cashews and beer without being made to look like some kind of
hypocritical buffoon?
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Zwicky
likes
cashews and beer too, tho Zwicky isn't
a Republicant who's tough on crime so Zwicky
foolishly pays cash.
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In other gun news:
In other gun news:
If
continual mass murders aren't enough to convince the cowardly idiots in
Washington to vote for serious gun control laws maybe economics will. The cost of gun deaths in 2005, the last year
for which figures are available, is estimated at $37 BILLION.
That
figure again is THIRTY
SEVEN BILLION DOLLARS.
The
cost of treatment for those who survived gun violence is estimated at $3.7 BILLION that year.
A
Faux News poll found that 85% of respondents want universal background
checks. Faux is fair and balanced so the
poll must be too.
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