Wednesday, March 27, 2013

FLAT EARTHERS, FEMALE IMPERSONATORS AND SLUT CALLER OUTERS


In other what color is the sky in their world news:

It's been a year since Rush Oxycontin Limbaugh called college student Sandra Fluke a slut.  Within days, 100 advertisers and 2 radio stations dumped The One Note Blowhard for his nastiness.  That was then and this is now and is all forgiven in crazyland?  Seems not. The CEO of Cumulus Media which carries El Rushbo on 38 stations says the repercussions continue, costing his company millions.  Of dollars, that is.

                                


    



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Republicant, tea party, purity, in-fighting gets juicier by the minute. Rand Paul, the flat earth senator from KY, said that female impersonator Ann Coulter and renowned slut caller-outer Rush Limbo are both WRONG about immigration reform.  Paul sorta, kinda, maybe welcomes his brethren from south of the border, but Coulter and Limbaugh say over their cold, dead bodies.

Coulter didn't cotton to Paul's publicly demeaning 'her' about how 'she's' on the wrong side of the immigration debate, and 'she' said so on Faux news.  "Rand Paul wants to legalize them inigrants and that's not all.  No siree.  He's also a-favored of legalizin' the demon marijuana."  Coulter said snarkily which is how Coulter pretty much says everything.  "No Mexican lovin' pot smoker ain't never gonna be no Republicant nami-knee fer president.  That's fer sure." 

Coulter also made fun of Paul's stature, not as a Neanderthal politician but as someone suffering from little man syndrome.  "He's too short", 'She' said while wrapping her long emaciated legs around a helpless rabbit and squeezing the breath from the adorable little bunny.

Apparently Coulter likes her men tall, if the never married, conservative, stork-like, vampire-ish creature likes them at all.




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The Democrats raised $500,000 in just 24 hours after the Neanderthal Republicants passed Paul – Russian atheist lover – Ryan's budget. Well done Republicants, thanx for the cash.  Now could you vote to repeal Obama care again?  The Dems ought to get a few million for that.


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In other gun news:

A 67 year old man was walking around his Tacoma Washington neighborhood shooting randomly at his neighbor's houses.  Guns don't shoot at neighbor's houses, crazy old men shoot at neighbor's houses.
In Fla., 91% want universal background checks, including 88% of registered gun owners.
Wayne-Call Me Crazy says that violent video games are the reason for gun violence, not the guns. 
Wrong as usual, Crazy. 


In 2008, in Japan, per capita spending on video games was $55.  In the US it was $44.  The Japanese spent 125% more on video games than Americans did so – according to Crazy's 'logic' -- there should have been more gun violence in Japan.  Right?  Wrong. 
Japan had 11 gun homicides in 2008, the US had 11,030.  Why the HUGE difference?  Guns are almost impossible to get in Japan.  Duh.




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1 comment:

  1. You wouldn't believe where the golden microphone of the deaf one has been. Ann Coulter was seen leaving Limpone's studio at his mansion in Florida. She/It had a big grin and her/its adams apple was flapping in the breeze.

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