In
other flat earth, Republicant, Tea Bagger news:
C-PAC (Crazy Politically Alienated Cranks)
just wrapped up its EXCITING convention.
It was a fun time for young conservatives, old conservatives, flat
earthers and other deranged political losers.
The latest silly Republicant to ooze from the state
of Texas – Sen. Ted Cruz – gave the keynote speech. Don't you wish you could have been there to
hear the Senator? Oh, just think of the
wonder of it all.
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Cruz said Obamacare should be repealed because – and
this is a direct quote – we're winning
right now. Really? The Republicant, tea baggers are winning
right now? I wonder what it looks like
when they're losing. Cruz finished his
keynote address (yawn) by saying --- and this is a direct quote – count me a proud wacko bird. This is similar to NRA gun and ammo lobbyist Wayne – call me crazy –
LaPierre's insistence on being called crazy.
Say one thing for the right wingers, they're willing to accurately
describe themselves. CRAZY AND WACKO.
Rand Paul was the winner of the straw poll. How's that for EXCITEMENT. Rand Paul won the hearts and minds of
everyone present, except for once presidential hopeful John McCain, who was
booed at C-PAC. McCain was booed because
McCain made disparaging comments about Rand Paul's filibuster against
drones. Paul dislikes drones, McCain loves
drones.
Sarah Palin, in her fascinating speech, said
horrible things about former Bush's Brain Karl Rove: "… these experts who
keep losing elections … should stay in the truck."
What that means is anybody's guess, but Karl took
offense at it anyways. He fired back,
"… if I did run for office and win, I would serve out my term and wouldn't
leave office midterm." This is a nasty
reference to Palin quitting her day job as governor of Alaska cause she rightly
figured she'd make a lot more green writing books and giving speeches at
$50,000 a pop. Who wouldn't pay $50,000
to listen to Palin speak. (Has she inked her deal to appear in Playboy yet?)
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And then there's the split between leader of the
Neanderthals in the House, John—I'm crying as much as I can—Boehner, and Republicant Sen. Bob Corker. Boehner, who is petrified of the Neanderthal
tea baggers, is absolutely, positively against raising taxes on the richest
people in the universe. No way it's
gonna happen, according to Boehner.
But Corker is a bit more pragmatic, because everyone
who isn't a tea bagging Neanderthal, knows you can't reach fiscal goals without
MONEY. Get It? It costs MONEY to run a government. Corker said Republicants would look at reforms that generate revenues. That's a
politician's way of gettin' around the dreaded T word. (taxes)
So what's a political party to do? I dunno.
But watchin' All The Fightin' on the flat earth side of the world is
immensely satisfying … and entertaining.
Let's hope they keep at it for years to come.
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In
other guns news:
States that have more laws restricting gun ownership have lower rates of death from shootings, both suicides and homicides, a study by researchers at Boston Children's Hospital and Harvard University found.
States that have more laws restricting gun ownership have lower rates of death from shootings, both suicides and homicides, a study by researchers at Boston Children's Hospital and Harvard University found.
stop confusing ME with all your fact-based reality
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Watch Jon Stewart Make fun (again) of Faux News:
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