In
other flat earth, Republicant, Tea Bagger news:
Reince Priebus (what kinda name is Reince
Priebus? It's like Willard the Romney or
Wayne – Call Me Crazy – LaPierre.
LaPierre? Is this France? No, it's not.
If you want to be a Crazy Frenchy go live in gay Paree. What's wrong
with some nice AMERICAN sounding names like Smith or Obama?), anyway, Reince
Priebus is the Chair of the Republicant party.
He's the same Reince Priebus who was top dog for the
Republicants in the last election when Republicants lost the presidential by
more than 5 million votes (even tho their severely inaccurate "news"
channel – Faux – predicted a landslide for their team). He's the same Reince
Priebus who orchestrated the loss of numerous House and Senate seats. Only the Republicants would rehire a manager
who saw the team go 0 for 535 during the previous season.
But this severely unproductive Chairman commissioned
a study to try and find out why Republicants are so hated by everyone including many Republicants. Reince Priebus
released the results of his study yesterday and the results are instructive,
accurate, truth telling and HILARIOUS.
HAHAHAHAHA.
Get this, asked to describe Republicants,
respondents said that Republicants are SCARY.
Yikes. Scary. RUN. RUN.
The Republicnats are coming.
Mommy, I'm afraid of Republicants.
In addition, Republicants are described as being NARROW MINDED, OUT OF
TOUCH and the party is composed of STUFFY OLD MEN.
Wow. Zwicky
couldn't have said it better hisself, although he has been saying it
repeatedly. And those words also
describe the primary Faux demographic, which Zwicky has also been saying for
months. Now Reince the Priebus has
confirmed what Zwicky knew all along.
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Keep in mind, this study wasn't done by some
progressive, left wing, socialist group.
It was done by the REPUBLICANT PARTY itself. Republicants decided to
have a good look in the mirror and they didn't like what they saw – STUFFY OLD
MEN WHO ARE SCARY, NARROW MINDED AND OUT OF TOUCH.
Guess who didn't buy all this studyin' and
researchin'. One guess. That's right, four times married, childless,
admitted prescription drug addict – ONE NOTE, RUSHBO THE BLOWHARD.
Limbaugh was huffing and puffing on his show
yesterday, poo-pooing the study and insisting (like a broken record) that the
only problem the Republicants have is that they're not conservative enough. We're not conservative enough, click, we're
not conservative enough, click, we’re not conservative enough.
More quarreling in the party of Lincoln, Limbaugh
against Priebus against who else ya got?
Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful
day. Don't ya jus luv it?
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In other guns news: The picture sez it
all.
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