Who's afraid of Ashley Judd? Plenty of people.
If you're smart enough to be a regular reader of
this blog you'll know that Ashley has been the subject of two
posts
as she's considering a run for Senate from Kentucky, against Senator Mitch – I'm talking as slow, annoyingly and boringly
as I can – McConnell.
Mitch – I'm
talking as slow, annoyingly and boringly as I can – McConnell is up for
re-election and he's scared. His stock
is dropping with many Republicants, particularly the tea party Neanderthals who
don't like McConnell's deal makin' with
them rascally Demo-cracks. That's
trouble for him on his right flank. He
may get tea partied in his primary.
On his left flank is Ms Judd, a petite Hollywood
actress. Why is a cranky old political
operator like McConnell afraid of a little Hollywood actress? She ought to be nothing more than a gnat to
his insufferable, mind numbing, tedi-osity. (That means he's boring.) But he's
a-scart of her cause he polls only four (4) points ahead of her. Ouch.
A Hollywood liberal with no political experience right on McConnell's
tail. No wonder Mitch called in what he
considers to be the Cavalry.
The Cavalry in this case being Karl Rove, the
political mastermind who spent $300 in the last election cycle NOT getting
Republicants elected.
Rove's ineffective political machination machine –
AMERICAN CROSSROADS – just dropped 10 grand on an internet ad. (Snore.) The ad -- which nobody will see, or, if they
do stumble across it while Googling Beyonce's
Super Bowl show – throws totally ineffectual political bomb
shells at Judd. Rove's ad reveals three DEVASTATIN' snipes at Miss Ashley. ("Why Miss Ashley, I do believe you mean to crush poor ole Master McConnell.")
1 -- She grew up in Kentucky but currently lives in
Tennessee. AAAAAHHHHHH TENNESSEE
2 -- She's a liberal.
AAAAHHHHH SHE'S A LIBERAL
3 -- And – wait for it – she likes Obama. AAAAAHHHHHH OBAMA (didn't he win by like 5
million votes?)
Take THAT Ashley Judd, you think you're so big. Ha.
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