Another excuse to Google Ashley Judd

If you know who Rand Paul is, raise your hand.  Nobody?  Really?

If you know who Ashley Judd is, raise your hand.  Yes, that Ashley Judd -- the actress.

Since nobody knows who Rand Paul is, here's an introduction:

1- He's a senator from Kentucky.

2- He endorsed Mitt Romney instead of his father Ron Paul for president.

3-  He compared legislation guaranteeing women the same pay as men to the old Soviet Union Poliburo.

4- He has introduced legislation in the Senate making it illegal to spend federal funds on bikeways (maybe they're too much like Soviet era Politburo bikeways).  

5- He was the only senator who opposed a bill making oil and gas pipelines safer, a bill even the OIL AND GAS INDUSTRY FAVORED.

6- Even though he's from a coal mining state where cases of black lung disease have been increasing (Paul mistakenly claimed they were decreasing) he is opposed to tougher regs that would prevent black lung.  Maybe Paul thinks that it's every American coal miners' right to get black lung disease as opposed to the old Soviet Union POLITBURO stance against black lung.

And speaking of coal mining we can now introduce (finally) Ashley Judd into the mix.

7- Ashley is thinking of running for senator in Kentucky against cranky old Mitch McConnell who filabusters his own senate bills.  

But Paul says Ashley's not smart enough.

8- To show how stupid Ashley is, Paul said this "She (Ashley) hates our biggest industry, which is coal."

Paul's statement actually shows how stupid Paul is, not Ashley. That's because Coal is the 13th biggest industry in Kentucky, not first.  First is manufacturing.

Based on what you know about Rand Paul, Mitch McConnell and Ashley Judd who do you think would make a better US Senator?

Pee Wee Herman?  Really?

Are you related to Rand Paul?

(What kind of name is Rand?)