Monday, March 11, 2013

THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING.


Faux News can't help itself.  They've stepped in it AGAIN. Faux bloviator Juan Williams was caught cheating.  He did a little plagiarizing in a column he wrote.  This was the second Faux plagiarism scandal of the past week.  Add that to Bill O'Reilly's calling a guest a liar because the guest insisted on using FACTS (something of a dirty word at Faux) and it was a typical week at the least trusted "news" outlet in the country.





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Four years ago, as a newly elected president began his efforts to rescue the economy and strengthen the social safety net, conservative economic pundits — people who claimed to understand markets and know how to satisfy them — warned of imminent financial disaster. Stocks, they declared, would plunge, while interest rates would soar.

Even a casual trawl through the headlines of the time turns up one dire pronouncement after another. “Obama’s radicalism is killing the Dow,” warned an op-ed article by Michael Boskin, an economic adviser to both Presidents Bush. “The disciplinarians of U.S. policy makers return,” declared The Wall Street Journal, warning that the “bond vigilantes” would soon push Treasury yields to destructive heights.

Sure enough, this week the Dow Jones industrial average has been hitting all-time highs, while the current yield on 10-year U.S. government bonds is roughly half what it was when The Journal published that screed.

That quote is from Nobel Prize winner economist Paul Krugman, columnist for The New York Times.  The DOW has been in record territory recently as the right-wing economic geniuses who advised both Bushes or wrote for The Wall Street Journal DIDN'T predict.  They and others, like the morons on Faux Business, said Obama's policies would DESTROY THE ECONOMY.

THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING.

It's the same noise we get about Obama-care. Before the election the Republicants were SCREAMING how Obama-care was going to be a disaster.  Today, more and more Republicant governors are signing their states on to Obama's Medicaid fix.  That list includes Kasich … of OHIO, who, of course, was a-gain before he was a-fore it.   Some flat earthers are teachable, others are not.


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In other gun news: A recent poll found that a Democrat who supported universal background checks running against a Republicant who didn't would win by a 24 point margin. 
The same poll found that a Democrat who supported high-volume clip bans running against a Republicant who didn't would win by a 14 point margin. 
And finally, the same poll found that a Democrat who supported an assault weapons ban running against a Republicant who didn't would win by a 15 point margin.
 The conclusion: being in the pocket of the gun and ammo lobby ain't what it used to be, particularly as gun ownership is at an all time low.  






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Friday, March 8, 2013

THEY TOLD ME TO PICK UP A LITTLE BLUE CAR, THEY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A LITTLE BLUE MAN.



Just yesterday we told you that Jeb Bush has NOT ruled out a run for president in 2016.  The excitement of the possibility was more than strong, aging, angry Republicant men could stand.
Well here's some MORE EXCITING news that has Republicants breathless with anticipation.  READY?

We've just learnt that Rand Paul, tea bagger Senator from Kentucky, is also considering a run at the White House.

The Republicant cup runneth over.  It’s hard to choose -- the brother of the man who pretty much destroyed the country or a flat-earther who'd like to destroy the country.
Too bad 2016 is SSSSOOOO FFFAAARRRR away, Republicnats.


(In this clip the Simpsons make fun of Ron Paul, Rand Paul and Faux News.  A perfect trifecta.)


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Bill O'Reilly, Faux's resident angry sexual predator, had his anger issues on display the other night when he called a guest on his show – Allen Colmes – a liar.  Liar, liar, pants on fire.

O'Reilly called Colmes a liar because Colmes kept insisting that Obama had offered specific spending cuts to government programs.  Which is absolutely true.  Although that didn't fit O'Reilly's theme for the evening, which was – Obama hasn't offered any spending cuts to specific government programs.  If you contradict O'Reilly, even when O'Reilly is obviously wrong, that makes you a liar.  If O'Reilly says the moon is made of discarded, discredited Faux News analysts like Sarah Palin or Dick Morris and you disagree with him – you are a liar.







Last night O'Reilly was again made to look like a fool when another guest – Kirsten Powers – held up a paper that detailed $400 billion in health care cuts Obama wants to make. "You are wrong,"  Powers said, "one hundred percent wrong."

Of course, intolerable blowhard and bully -- O'Reilly, refused to admit he was wrong.  That's what you get at Faux.  Misinformation, followed by denials.  
We distort, you're a big fat liar.


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In other gun news: The gun trafficking bill was voted out of Senate committee, now heads to full Senate.  No one shot at gun appreciation events or at firing ranges yet today but be patient.







Thursday, March 7, 2013

WE NEED GUNS IN THERE, TOO

PROTECT YOUR SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS
SIGN OUR PETITION TO ALLOW GUNS INSIDE THE CAPITAL BUILDING:

IF CONGRESS REFUSES TO CONTROL WEAPONS OF MASS MURDER
OUTSIDE THE CAPITAL BUILDING WHY SHOULD THEY BE IMMUNE
FROM THOSE WEAPONS INSIDE THE CAPITAL?

ARE THEY HYPOCRITES OR COWARDS OR BOTH?

SIGN OUR PETITION TO ALLOW GUNS INSIDE THE CAPITAL BUILDING.
PROTECT YOUR SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS.

DON'T BE FOOLED BY CONCEALED CARRY BLOWHARDS WHO DON'T
HAVE THE GUTS TO STAND UP FOR OUR SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS

SIGN OUR PETITION TO ALLOW GUNS INSIDE THE CAPITAL AND INSIDE THE SUPREME COURT TOO.
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Here's some EXCITING news that has the Republicants breathless with anticipation.  READY?

Jeb Bush has NOT ruled out a run for president in 2016.  Oh, be still my cheatin' heart.  If there's anything that can make an aging, angry Faux watching Republicant try to get out of his recliner and try to jump for joy it's the prospect of yet another BUSH in the White House. 



Remember the LAST BUSH and all he did to … er, I mean … for the country.  Starting, but leaving unfinished, two wars.  Massive debt.  An economy in the toilet.



Yessir, everybody who wants ANOTHER BUSH runnin' the show, please raise your hands …  Nobody?  That figures.
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39 percent of people polled say they do not trust Faux News.
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Obama's approval rating is down to 47%.  His enemies can't take much comfort in that number because that's still 30 points above the Republicant, Tea bagger, Neanderthals in Congress. The Republicants, Tea baggers and flat earth Neanderthals in the House are as popular as stomach flu. 
And just as interesting.

Here's a little known video of a House Republicant getting angry at a tree ...





Wednesday, March 6, 2013

FEELINGS …. NOTHING MORE THAN FEELINGS


A Harvard study of 26 countries found that the more guns a country has the more homicides that country has.  This of course refutes the idea that owning a gun makes you safer.  In fact it puts you more at risk.


IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE I'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES --- DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH FACTS.  I LUV MY GUN.  IT'S MY SECURITY BLANKET.  HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN, BANG BANG SHOOT SHOOT.  IT MAKES ME FEEEEEL SAFER.



And that's the point, isn't it?  Those who are afraid Obama is coming for their guns are a-scart peoples.  Their gun doesn't make them safer but it makes them FEEL safer.  It's all about feelings.


In Sharpstown, southwest of Houston, a graduate student has a plan to give away 20 gauge shotguns to fight crime.  That sounds like a plan, maybe it would work here.  Why not? But why be limited to 20 gauge shotguns, how about Uzi's, something that'll really stop those bad guys in their tracks.  Everyone in favor of giving Uzi's away in their neighborhood, please raise your hands.





Watch Stephen Colbert ridicule Texas gun nuts HERE.


Republicants in Congress are opposing sensible gun legislation, legislation that would protect average citizens.  But guess what kinda protection THEY enjoy?  NO GUNS are permitted inside the Capital.  Why not?  If guns aren't a problem out here how come they're considered a problem in there?  What are the Republicants afraid of?  Guns don't kill politicians, people kill politicians.




Call your representative TODAY (202-225-3121) and demand that you be allowed to bring your concealed weapon into the Capital.  It's your Second Amendment right.  And into the Supreme Court, too.


Watch Stephen Colbert ridicule Texas gun nuts HERE.
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In this clip, notice which recently retired local politician is sitting to Maher's right ...



UPDATE: DOW hits record high.  The idiots at Faux business news (chuckle, chuckle) made a big deal out of the DOW dropping 138 points when Obama was re-elected.  They've sure shut their mouths now that we entered record territory.  Faux News -- We distort, you make money in the market if you ignore us.  

UPDATE DIRECTLY FROM FAUX NEWS (another boo-boo...oops)
"Due to a reporting error, a March 1 FoxNews.com story on the timing and impact of the sequestration cuts used information from an internal research document that contained material previously published by other news organizations. The story did not properly credit the sources of that material, and has subsequently been removed from FoxNews.com.
The uncredited use of the material was unintentional, and FoxNews.com regrets the error."




Tuesday, March 5, 2013

JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY MY BUTT


Have you heard all the juicy rumors about Dem. Sen. Bob Menendez and a hooker in the Dominican Republic?  If you have then you're a Faux News viewer.  Other networks stayed clear of the story because they have something called JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY.

But Not Faux.   JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY isn't something Faux bothers with when in pursuit of story that might implicate a Democrat.

But … once again … Faux has been caught with their pants down, so to speak.

That's cause the supposed hooker from the Dominican Republic says SHE WAS PAID BY SOME SLEAZE BALL LAWYER TO LIE ABOUT MENENDEZ.
 



Wanna take a wild guess who the lawyer was working for?  Wanna bet that Faux won't issue an apology to Menendez?  How many more times do Faux viewers have to be shown that Faux is A JOKE, before they wake up and smell the Republicant bias?

Faux viewers aren't interested in facts, they're interested in hearing what they want to hear.  That's why Faux exists.  To keep the old white folks happy and blind.

Well done Faux, you've stepped in it again.
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This clip shows what idiots work at Faux.  If, as Faux suggests,  terrorists can use Google Earth to find targets how's about we use Google Earth to find terrorists?  Makes sense?  Huh?


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In other gun news: No one shot at gun appreciation events or at firing ranges yet today but sometimes it takes a while to git warmed up.  Yahooo.

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It only takes a few minutes with the pres who resided in the WH before Obama to recall how the idiot princling really REALLY screwed everything up.







Monday, March 4, 2013

I'M DOIN' IT FER MY OWN NON-SELF-DEFENSE


Those posting to websites and blogs, who are obsessed with their guns, who cannot help writing about their guns, accompanied by threatening language, leave themselves open to criminal as well as civil suits.  Just ask a Colorado man who has been arrested for making threatening statements to a Colorado legislator advocating gun control.  He thought himself a big deal until the cops came calling and his mugshot was posted.  Then he looked like a scared little boy.
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Gun ownership is at an all-time low. Less than 10% of Americans own guns, although the NRA likes to make much of all the people they claim have joined the lobby for gun and ammo manufacturers since five and six years children were slaughtered in Conn.  But the NRA numbers (which are highly suspect) are a fraction of the MILLIONS who have signed petitions, sent to Congress, to pass SENSIBLE GUN LEGISLATION.
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 The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun?  Think again. Exactly ZERO mass shootings have been stopped by armed citizens in the past 30 years.  That number again – ZERO … as in NONE.
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Packing is good for self-defense?  NOPE.  Victims of assault were 4.5 times more likely to be SHOT if they were packing heat than if they were unarmed, and they were 4.2 times more likely to be KILLED.  Don't tell that to the concealed carry crowd, you'll only confuse them with FACTS.


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In other gun news: Number of people killed by guns since Dec. 14, 2012 – 2453.


Friday, March 1, 2013

WE REFUSE TO INVITE ANYONE WHO IS POPULAR WITH PEOPLE


Stop making sense:  Blue State New Jersey Republicant Governor Chris Christie enjoys a 76% approval rating from his constituents.  His numbers are pretty high with people outside of New Jersey, too.
This makes Christie a prime candidate to NOT be invited to C-PAC, the Republicant/ Tea bagger herd gathering in Washington later this month.  Instead, losers like Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Paul Ryan and … WILLARD THE ROMNEY … were invited.
Christie's sin?  Being nice to Obama after NJ was ruined by a hurricane.  Can't be doin' that Christie if'n ya wanna be invited to the herd gatherings. tsk tsk


This is a variation on Groucho's old joke – I refuse to belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member.
C-PAC's version – We refuse to invite any Republicant politician who is popular with people who would never come to our stupid little convention.
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Too big to break up:  Ohio Sen. Sherrod Brown and Republicant Sen. from La., David Vitter are working on legislation aimed at BIG BANKS.  How big are BIG BANKS? Eighteen years ago the six biggest banks held combined assets equal to 16% of GDP.  Today that number is 65%.  Why has the government allowed six financial institutions to gather that much moss?  Maybe because the bankers give so much green to BOTH PARTIES.


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I hate me, I hate me:  Florida, always a big deal in the presidential Electoral College hunt, has more bad news for Republicants.  Recent polls show that 58% of Floridians have a negative view of Republicants.  Even 35% of Republicants have a negatory view of their own selves.


 

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In other gun news:  Police at Perry middle school on rumor of two students bringing guns to class; 
A special election in Illinois spells bad news for the NRA.  Robin Kelly, who supports a ban on high capacity magazines and other sensible gun control measures, easily beat (52%) Debbie Halvorson.  Halvorson opposed gun safety regs and was, in the past, supported by the NRA. The loss must have driven Wayne 'Call me Crazy' LaPierre crazier.  If that's even possible.


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