Thursday, May 16, 2013

LEAVE THE ASPARAGUS OUT OF IT


In other Republicant, rightwingnutwacko, flat earthers say the darnest things news:

Louie Gohmert has a last name that sounds a lot like Gomer of Gomer Pyle fame.  (If ya don’t know who Gomer Pyle is check out the vid).  

LOUIE GOHMERT MAKES A CITIZEN'S ARREST

Louie's another flat earth Republicant nut case from (where else) Texass who says plenty of crazy things.  It's almost as if he were put on earth to say crazy things.  Among his crazy gems are:

1 -- Gomer believes the answer to gun violence in schools is more guns in schools.  In response to the mass murder at Sandy Hook Elem. School Gomer said, "I wish to God she had an m-4 so when she heard gun fire she pulls it out and takes his head off."  Great idea Gomer, unless she misses and takes someone else's head off.

2 -- Just hours after the murders at the Aurora, Co. movie theatre Gomer said the cause was "on-going attacks on our Judeo-Christian beliefs."  Gomer also lamented the fact that no one in the theatre had a gun to take down the mass murderer.  Great idea Gomer, unless that someone else missed and took down another theatre patron.



3 – Gomer has said that women are intentionally coming into the US to have babies so the babies could grow up to be terrorists AND that Islamic terrorists are crossing the border disguised as Hispanics.



4 – Gomer's latest involved an argument he got into in a House hearing that had nothing to do with vegetables in which Gomer said, "The attorney general WILL NOT cast aspersions on my asparagus."


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And Rushbo the Drugster Limbaugh says CRAZY THINGS on an hourly basis on his highly rated radio wacko show.  The other day The Drugster was insisting that Pres. Obama is FIXATED on Limbaugh's very own self. 

GANDHI QUOTE


Yes Rushbo, the president of the United States who has two wars to contend with, unemployment numbers that refuse to come down, gun violence, pending debt limit showdowns with the Neanderthal Republicants in Congress, IRS troubles, Benghazi BS from flat earther Darrel Issa and a zillion other problems, is FIXATED on you and your one note blowhard radio show.

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We know that failed Republicant candidate for Pres Willard the Romney says crazy things – like 47% of the American people are takers --- but we just learned that Willard has purchased ANOTHER HOME.  

The house is in Utah, purchased through a shell company  (what else?).  This latest res joins the Willard's house in La Jolla, Ca where he's installing a car elevator for the wife's Caddys, the house in Conn and the Apartment in NYC.

 
"READY TO DRIVE 'ROUND THE COUNTRY WITH THE DOG ON THE ROOF & LOOK AT OUR 4 HOUSES?"
"I JUST HOPE HE DOESN'T GET DIARRHEA AGAIN."


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In other Florida gun news:
A man accidentally shot himself (Zwicky is NOT making this up) while bowling in Fla.

Also in Fla., an 11 year old boy was shot and killed on Mother's Day by a 4 year old relative.

A 3 year old Fla boy shot and killed himself after finding his uncle's gun.

A 6 year old Fla girl was accidentally shot by her 13 year old brother.
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 LOUIE GOHMERT DANCING


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